Restroom Here

July 26, 2011 by · Leave a Comment 

Restroom Here, Bitch

Restroom Here, Bitch


Also: Door Here, Place Urine There, Please Flushes, and Employee Alls Hand Wash Must.

Be Courteous

June 22, 2010 by · Leave a Comment 

As a courtesy to those that follow, please use your towel to wipe the counter, bitch

As a courtesy to others around you, please wipe.

In & Out Parking, Bitch

October 3, 2009 by · Leave a Comment 

No In & Out Privileges, No Overnight Parking, Bitch.

No In & Out Privileges, No Overnight Parking, Bitch.


If I’m going to park my car in a garage, I want “in and out” privileges, bitch.