Be Courteous

June 22, 2010 by · Leave a Comment 

As a courtesy to those that follow, please use your towel to wipe the counter, bitch

As a courtesy to others around you, please wipe.

Nice Touch

June 8, 2010 by · 1 Comment 

Nice Touch, Bitch


Amazing how many innuendos could be derived from a soap dispenser. ‘course maybe that’s because I’m up really late. Let me know what YOU come up with in comments.

Closed: Out of Order

June 4, 2010 by · Leave a Comment 

Closed and out of order, Bitch

Closed: out of order, Bitch

It’s closed, now piss-off, bitch.