Be Courteous

June 22, 2010 by in Instructions

As a courtesy to those that follow, please use your towel to wipe the counter, bitch

As a courtesy to others around you, please wipe.

Goals.

June 18, 2010 by in Stickers & Magnets

Goals take time, patience, and a willingness to keep trying if they are to be anything more than goals, bitch

Now make my clay vase, bitch.

Golden Horseshoe: Come on In

June 15, 2010 by in Advertising

So Come on in, Bitch

It seems kind of bad to digitally deface a Disneyland poster. But then again, it says “come on in,” how could I not. Plus, it’s The Golden Horseshoe, bitch.

Hold onto this disk

June 11, 2010 by in Other

Netflix PS3 streaming disk

Do not return this disk to Netflix, Bitch

Ironically, this disc no longer works. It broke. Bitch.

Nice Touch

June 8, 2010 by in Instructions, Other

Nice Touch, Bitch


Amazing how many innuendos could be derived from a soap dispenser. ‘course maybe that’s because I’m up really late. Let me know what YOU come up with in comments.

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