Danger Cliff

August 2, 2011 by in Signs

Danger - Cliff - Bitch


It’s not really a comma bitch, more of a hypen bitch. But that doesn’t sound as cool.

Zappos Core Values

July 28, 2011 by in Packaging

Zappos Family Core Value #4 - Be Adventurous, Creative, and Open-Minded, Bitch

Zappos Family Core Value #4 - Be Adventurous, Creative, and Open-Minded, Bitch

Corleone Family Core Value #1 – Above all things: Family, Honor, and an offer you cannot refuse, Bitch.

Do not put hands between table tops when unfolding

Do not put hands between table tops when unfolding, bitch

Caution: Do Not Put Hands Between Table Tops When Unfolding, Bitch

Bitch, you’ll get pinched.

Restroom Here

July 26, 2011 by in Other

Restroom Here, Bitch

Restroom Here, Bitch


Also: Door Here, Place Urine There, Please Flushes, and Employee Alls Hand Wash Must.

Flys Spread Disease… So Keep Yours Closed.

July 25, 2011 by in Instructions, Signs

Pet waste transmits disease. Leash-curb and clean up after your pet. It's the law, bitch

Pet waste transmits disease. Leash-curb and clean up after your pet. It's the law, bitch

Also, does anyone figure that having the second sign on this pole kind of makes the first sign irrelevant? I guess if you’re going to break the rules, at least don’t break the law. OBEY THE LAW, BITCH!

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