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Restricted Access – Natural Area

Taylor — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 15:00:00 +0000

No Access - Restricted Natural Area, Bitch

Sometimes the natural areas just get bushy and overgrown in which case only the most adventurous types would even dare cross that boundary. Here I think we’re just worried about erosion of a pristine coastline. So stay the frack off, bitch.

Icy Conditions

Taylor — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 15:00:00 +0000

This airship is approved for day/night VFR/IFR operation only. Fly into known or forecast icing conditions prohibited, bitch

Seen on the cockpit a blimp, bitch!

Tsunami Hazard

Taylor — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 15:00:00 +0000

Tsunami Hazard Zone. In case of earthquake, go to high ground, bitch

And stay away from nuclear reactors, bitch.

I’m Gorgeous Inside

Taylor — Tue, 09 Aug 2011 15:00:00 +0000

4 Bedroom, 700 Sq. Ft., I'm Gorgeous Inside, Bitch

I’m also for sale, bitch, buy me.

Experimental Area

Taylor — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 15:00:00 +0000

Forest Research - Experimental Area, Bitch - Please do not disturb!

So many of these could also be “That’s what she said!” jokes. I mean, if “forest research” isn’t a euphemism…

Danger Cliff

Taylor — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 15:00:00 +0000

Danger - Cliff - Bitch

It’s not really a comma bitch, more of a hypen bitch. But that doesn’t sound as cool.

Zappos Core Values

Taylor — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Zappos Family Core Value #4 - Be Adventurous, Creative, and Open-Minded, Bitch

Corleone Family Core Value #1 – Above all things: Family, Honor, and an offer you cannot refuse, Bitch.

Do not put hands between table tops when unfolding

Taylor — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 13:22:52 +0000

Caution: Do Not Put Hands Between Table Tops When Unfolding, Bitch

Bitch, you’ll get pinched.

Restroom Here

Taylor — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 13:15:02 +0000

Restroom Here, Bitch

Also: Door Here, Place Urine There, Please Flushes, and Employee Alls Hand Wash Must.

Flys Spread Disease… So Keep Yours Closed.

Taylor — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 05:07:33 +0000

Pet waste transmits disease. Leash-curb and clean up after your pet. It's the law, bitch

Also, does anyone figure that having the second sign on this pole kind of makes the first sign irrelevant? I guess if you’re going to break the rules, at least don’t break the law. OBEY THE LAW, BITCH!