(comma)bitch

Be Courteous

Taylor — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:00:00 +0000

As a courtesy to those that follow, please use your towel to wipe the counter, bitch

As a courtesy to others around you, please wipe.

Goals.

Taylor — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Goals take time, patience, and a willingness to keep trying if they are to be anything more than goals, bitch

Now make my clay vase, bitch.

Golden Horseshoe: Come on In

Taylor — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 17:00:00 +0000

So Come on in, Bitch

It seems kind of bad to digitally deface a Disneyland poster. But then again, it says “come on in,” how could I not. Plus, it’s The Golden Horseshoe, bitch.

Hold onto this disk

Taylor — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Do not return this disk to Netflix, Bitch

Ironically, this disc no longer works. It broke. Bitch.

Nice Touch

Taylor — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Nice Touch, Bitch

Amazing how many innuendos could be derived from a soap dispenser. ‘course maybe that’s because I’m up really late. Let me know what YOU come up with in comments.

Closed: Out of Order

Taylor — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Closed: out of order, Bitch

It’s closed, now piss-off, bitch.

Oil Free and Waterproof

Taylor — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Waterproof: Won't clog pores or cause breakouts, bitch.

Now put some on my back — I can’t reach back there, bitch.

In & Out Parking, Bitch

Taylor — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 15:41:41 +0000

No In & Out Privileges, No Overnight Parking, Bitch.

If I’m going to park my car in a garage, I want “in and out” privileges, bitch.

26 feet of hard, steel, ruler.

Taylor — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 15:39:26 +0000

1-in Heavy Duty Blade, Bitch

Notice of Cancellation

Taylor — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 08:39:13 +0000

Notice of Cancellation for Nonpayment of Premium, Bitch

And just imagine if their gecko mascot were to say, “Save a bundle of money on your car insurance, bitch.”
Just doesn’t fit, does it.