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Do not put hands between table tops when unfolding

Taylor — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 13:22:52 +0000

Caution: Do Not Put Hands Between Table Tops When Unfolding, Bitch

Bitch, you’ll get pinched.

Goals.

Taylor — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Goals take time, patience, and a willingness to keep trying if they are to be anything more than goals, bitch

Now make my clay vase, bitch.

No Smoking!

Taylor — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:28:18 +0000

Thank you for not smoking, bitch

It was only a matter of time before the allure of virtually defacing a no-smoking sign presented itself on this site. It will probably not be the last time. Seriously though, I really appreciate Arizona restricting cigarette use in our businesses and restaurants. Oregon did this a while ago, and I think I’m healthier as a result.

Electrical Box Notice

Taylor — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:57:57 +0000

Keep your hands off, bitch

Death Before Decaf

Taylor — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:52:59 +0000

Perhaps it should be 'Death Before Decaf, Bitches'

Laser Radiation

Taylor — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:00:56 +0000

On this warning sticker, ", bitch" and "beam" are virtually interchangable.

Explore, Dream, Discover

Taylor — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:28:33 +0000

...(and buy me a refrigerator magnet when you get there)
Explore, Dream, Discover inspirational refrigerator magnet, now with added sarcasm

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover, bitch.