No Smoking!
September 28, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment

Thank you for not smoking, bitch
It was only a matter of time before the allure of virtually defacing a no-smoking sign presented itself on this site. It will probably not be the last time. Seriously though, I really appreciate Arizona restricting cigarette use in our businesses and restaurants. Oregon did this a while ago, and I think I’m healthier as a result.
Death Before Decaf
September 21, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment

Perhaps it should be 'Death Before Decaf, Bitches'
Laser Radiation
September 14, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment

On this warning sticker, ", bitch" and "beam" are virtually interchangable.
Explore, Dream, Discover
September 11, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment

...(and buy me a refrigerator magnet when you get there)
Explore, Dream, Discover inspirational refrigerator magnet, now with added sarcasm
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover, bitch.


