No Smoking!

September 28, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment 

Thank you for not smoking, bitch

Thank you for not smoking, bitch

It was only a matter of time before the allure of virtually defacing a no-smoking sign presented itself on this site. It will probably not be the last time. Seriously though, I really appreciate Arizona restricting cigarette use in our businesses and restaurants. Oregon did this a while ago, and I think I’m healthier as a result.

Electrical Box Notice

September 23, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment 

Hazardous Voltage inside can shock, burn, or cause death, bitch.

Keep your hands off, bitch

Death Before Decaf

September 21, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment 

Death Before Decaf, Bitch!

Perhaps it should be 'Death Before Decaf, Bitches'

Laser Radiation

September 14, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment 

Laser radiation warning sticker. It'll zap your eye out.

On this warning sticker, ", bitch" and "beam" are virtually interchangable.

Explore, Dream, Discover

September 11, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment 

Explore, Dream, Discover inspirational refrigerator magnet, now with added sarcasm

...(and buy me a refrigerator magnet when you get there)
Explore, Dream, Discover inspirational refrigerator magnet, now with added sarcasm

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover, bitch.