(comma)bitch » Packaging http://commabitch.com Everyday stuff made more awesome (comma) bitch! Thu, 18 Aug 2011 15:00:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Zappos Core Values http://commabitch.com/packaging/zappos-core-values?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=zappos-core-values http://commabitch.com/packaging/zappos-core-values#comments Thu, 28 Jul 2011 17:00:00 +0000 Taylor http://commabitch.com/?p=200 Zappos Family Core Value #4 - Be Adventurous, Creative, and Open-Minded, Bitch

Zappos Family Core Value #4 - Be Adventurous, Creative, and Open-Minded, Bitch

Corleone Family Core Value #1 – Above all things: Family, Honor, and an offer you cannot refuse, Bitch.

]]> http://commabitch.com/packaging/zappos-core-values/feed 0 Oil Free and Waterproof http://commabitch.com/packaging/oil-free-and-waterproof?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=oil-free-and-waterproof http://commabitch.com/packaging/oil-free-and-waterproof#comments Tue, 01 Jun 2010 17:00:00 +0000 Taylor http://commabitch.com/?p=139 Waterproof Sunscreen, Bitch.

Waterproof: Won't clog pores or cause breakouts, bitch.

Now put some on my back — I can’t reach back there, bitch.

]]> http://commabitch.com/packaging/oil-free-and-waterproof/feed 0 26 feet of hard, steel, ruler. http://commabitch.com/packaging/26-feet-of-hard-steel-ruler?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=26-feet-of-hard-steel-ruler http://commabitch.com/packaging/26-feet-of-hard-steel-ruler#comments Fri, 02 Oct 2009 15:39:26 +0000 Taylor http://commabitch.com/packaging/26-feet-of-hard-steel-ruler 1-in Heavy Duty Blade, Bitch

1-in Heavy Duty Blade, Bitch

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Know what else is waxed and unflavored?

Know what else is waxed and unflavored? That’s right, David Beckham’s Faux Hawk, bitch.

]]> http://commabitch.com/packaging/waxed-unflavored/feed 0 Local Savings http://commabitch.com/packaging/local-savings?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=local-savings http://commabitch.com/packaging/local-savings#comments Sat, 26 Sep 2009 15:51:03 +0000 Taylor http://commabitch.com/packaging/local-savings Look inside the blue envelope for more local savings, bitch

Look inside the blue envelope for more local savings, bitch

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Don't you know who I am?? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!

]]> http://commabitch.com/packaging/netflix-return-envelope/feed 0 rBST BItCH http://commabitch.com/packaging/rbst-bitch?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rbst-bitch http://commabitch.com/packaging/rbst-bitch#comments Tue, 15 Sep 2009 15:01:12 +0000 Taylor http://commabitch.com/packaging/rbst-bitch rBST free milk -- and damn proud of it

rBST-free milk, and damn proud of it. Mooo, bitch.

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On this warning sticker, ", bitch" and "beam" are virtually interchangable.

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double edge razor blades -- comma optional.

]]> http://commabitch.com/packaging/double-edge/feed 0 Szechwan Mix: Authentic Asian Taste http://commabitch.com/packaging/szechwan-mix-authentic-asian-taste?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=szechwan-mix-authentic-asian-taste http://commabitch.com/packaging/szechwan-mix-authentic-asian-taste#comments Sat, 12 Sep 2009 19:29:24 +0000 Taylor http://commabitch.com/food/szechwan-mix-authentic-asian-taste Szechwan Mix: Authentic Asian Taste

Szechwan Mix: Authentic Asian Taste with sterotypical asian typography (comma) bitch.

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