26 feet of hard, steel, ruler.

October 2, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment 

1-in Heavy Duty Blade, Bitch

1-in Heavy Duty Blade, Bitch

Waxed & Unflavored

September 27, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment 

Waxed & Unflavored, Bitch

Know what else is waxed and unflavored?

Know what else is waxed and unflavored? That’s right, David Beckham’s Faux Hawk, bitch.

Local Savings

September 26, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment 

Look inside the blue envelope for more local savings, bitch

Look inside the blue envelope for more local savings, bitch

Netflix Return Envelope

September 25, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment 

This is also your return envelope, bitch

Don't you know who I am?? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!

rBST BItCH

September 15, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment 

rBST free milk -- and damn proud of it

rBST-free milk, and damn proud of it. Mooo, bitch.

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