Zappos Core Values

July 28, 2011 by · Leave a Comment 

Zappos Family Core Value #4 - Be Adventurous, Creative, and Open-Minded, Bitch

Zappos Family Core Value #4 - Be Adventurous, Creative, and Open-Minded, Bitch

Corleone Family Core Value #1 – Above all things: Family, Honor, and an offer you cannot refuse, Bitch.

Oil Free and Waterproof

June 1, 2010 by · Leave a Comment 

Waterproof Sunscreen, Bitch.

Waterproof: Won't clog pores or cause breakouts, bitch.

Now put some on my back — I can’t reach back there, bitch.

26 feet of hard, steel, ruler.

October 2, 2009 by · Leave a Comment 

1-in Heavy Duty Blade, Bitch

1-in Heavy Duty Blade, Bitch

Waxed & Unflavored

September 27, 2009 by · Leave a Comment 

Waxed & Unflavored, Bitch

Know what else is waxed and unflavored?

Know what else is waxed and unflavored? That’s right, David Beckham’s Faux Hawk, bitch.

Local Savings

September 26, 2009 by · Leave a Comment 

Look inside the blue envelope for more local savings, bitch

Look inside the blue envelope for more local savings, bitch

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