Zappos Core Values
July 28, 2011 by Taylor · Leave a Comment
Corleone Family Core Value #1 – Above all things: Family, Honor, and an offer you cannot refuse, Bitch.
Oil Free and Waterproof
June 1, 2010 by Taylor · Leave a Comment

Waterproof: Won't clog pores or cause breakouts, bitch.
Now put some on my back — I can’t reach back there, bitch.
26 feet of hard, steel, ruler.
October 2, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment

1-in Heavy Duty Blade, Bitch
Waxed & Unflavored
September 27, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment

Know what else is waxed and unflavored?
Know what else is waxed and unflavored? That’s right, David Beckham’s Faux Hawk, bitch.
Local Savings
September 26, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment

Look inside the blue envelope for more local savings, bitch


