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Hold onto this disk

Taylor — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Do not return this disk to Netflix, Bitch

Ironically, this disc no longer works. It broke. Bitch.

Nice Touch

Taylor — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Nice Touch, Bitch

Amazing how many innuendos could be derived from a soap dispenser. ‘course maybe that’s because I’m up really late. Let me know what YOU come up with in comments.

Closed: Out of Order

Taylor — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Closed: out of order, Bitch

It’s closed, now piss-off, bitch.

Notice of Cancellation

Taylor — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 08:39:13 +0000

Notice of Cancellation for Nonpayment of Premium, Bitch

And just imagine if their gecko mascot were to say, “Save a bundle of money on your car insurance, bitch.”
Just doesn’t fit, does it.

Boggle

Taylor — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:36:05 +0000

This isn’t really a true (comma)bitch because it isn’t Photoshopped. Rather, I played around with the boggle pieces:

Comma Bitch in the Boggle Bits

If you don’t know how to play boggle, essentially you are finding words by using the grid of dice (up, down, sideways, and diagonal) without repeating any letters in any given word.

The boggle grid with the relevant boggle bits highlighted

Beyonce’s Website Is Better, Bitch

Taylor — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 22:22:27 +0000

Well, except for the music that automatically plays, Beyonce's website is pretty good. Kanye's is all in flash.

Thanks to TechCrunch for letting us know about a dedicated website where you too can get get Kanye disrespecting any website you want: http://kanyelicio.us/ — just enter the website (include http://) after the “/” for example, here’s the URL to disrespect this website: http://kanyelicio.us/http://commabitch.com. Of course, I added the “, bitch”.

Got your own? Add the “,Bitch” in Photoshop and let’s post ‘em here!