Hold onto this disk
June 11, 2010 by Taylor · Leave a Comment
Do not return this disk to Netflix, Bitch
Ironically, this disc no longer works. It broke. Bitch.
Nice Touch
Nice Touch, Bitch
Amazing how many innuendos could be derived from a soap dispenser. ‘course maybe that’s because I’m up really late. Let me know what YOU come up with in comments.
Closed: Out of Order
June 4, 2010 by Taylor · Leave a Comment
Closed: out of order, Bitch
It’s closed, now piss-off, bitch.
Notice of Cancellation
October 1, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment
Notice of Cancellation for Nonpayment of Premium, Bitch
And just imagine if their gecko mascot were to say, “Save a bundle of money on your car insurance, bitch.”
Just doesn’t fit, does it.
Boggle
September 24, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment
This isn’t really a true (comma)bitch because it isn’t Photoshopped. Rather, I played around with the boggle pieces:
Comma Bitch in the Boggle Bits
If you don’t know how to play boggle, essentially you are finding words by using the grid of dice (up, down, sideways, and diagonal) without repeating any letters in any given word.
The boggle grid with the relevant boggle bits highlighted
Top 5:
Notice of Seizure
(5.00 out of 5 -- 3 votes)
5MPH
(3.67 out of 5 -- 3 votes)- Beyonce’s Website Is Better, Bitch
(3.67 out of 5 -- 3 votes) - Entertaining Essential
(3.50 out of 5 -- 2 votes) - No Parachuting
(3.33 out of 5 -- 3 votes)