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Electrical Box Notice

September 23, 2009 by · Leave a Comment 

Hazardous Voltage inside can shock, burn, or cause death, bitch.

Keep your hands off, bitch

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Playin’ in the Washer

September 19, 2009 by · Leave a Comment 

never...allow children to operate or play in, with or around the washer, bitch.

It's Fo' yo' safety, bitch.

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Call if Broken

September 17, 2009 by · Leave a Comment 

For service or assistance....notify manager, or call, bitch!

Pick up the phone and dial 867-5309, bitch

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No Parachuting

September 7, 2009 by · Leave a Comment 

Chipotle Mexican Grill paper bag

... Unless that cat happens to be the occupant of said parachute
You got to hand it to Chipotle, though, for being so environmentally friendly. The only thing they forgot was the obvious use as hippy toilet paper.

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