(comma)bitch » Notes http://commabitch.com Everyday stuff made more awesome (comma) bitch! Thu, 18 Aug 2011 15:00:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Icy Conditions http://commabitch.com/street-signs/icy-conditions?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=icy-conditions http://commabitch.com/street-signs/icy-conditions#comments Tue, 16 Aug 2011 15:00:00 +0000 Taylor http://commabitch.com/?p=212
This airship is approved for day/night VFR/IFR operation only. Fly into known or forecast icing conditions prohibited, bitch

This airship is approved for day/night VFR/IFR operation only. Fly into known or forecast icing conditions prohibited, bitch


Seen on the cockpit a blimp, bitch!

]]> http://commabitch.com/street-signs/icy-conditions/feed 0 Do not put hands between table tops when unfolding http://commabitch.com/street-signs/do-not-put-hands-between-table-tops-when-unfolding?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=do-not-put-hands-between-table-tops-when-unfolding http://commabitch.com/street-signs/do-not-put-hands-between-table-tops-when-unfolding#comments Wed, 27 Jul 2011 13:22:52 +0000 Taylor http://commabitch.com/?p=193 Do not put hands between table tops when unfolding, bitch

Caution: Do Not Put Hands Between Table Tops When Unfolding, Bitch

Bitch, you’ll get pinched.

]]> http://commabitch.com/street-signs/do-not-put-hands-between-table-tops-when-unfolding/feed 0 Flys Spread Disease… So Keep Yours Closed. http://commabitch.com/street-signs/transmits-disease?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=transmits-disease http://commabitch.com/street-signs/transmits-disease#comments Tue, 26 Jul 2011 05:07:33 +0000 Taylor http://commabitch.com/?p=164 Pet waste transmits disease. Leash-curb and clean up after your pet. It's the law, bitch

Pet waste transmits disease. Leash-curb and clean up after your pet. It's the law, bitch

Also, does anyone figure that having the second sign on this pole kind of makes the first sign irrelevant? I guess if you’re going to break the rules, at least don’t break the law. OBEY THE LAW, BITCH!

]]> http://commabitch.com/street-signs/transmits-disease/feed 0 Be Courteous http://commabitch.com/notes/instructions/be-courteous?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=be-courteous http://commabitch.com/notes/instructions/be-courteous#comments Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:00:00 +0000 Taylor http://commabitch.com/?p=145

As a courtesy to those that follow, please use your towel to wipe the counter, bitch

As a courtesy to others around you, please wipe.

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Nice Touch, Bitch


Amazing how many innuendos could be derived from a soap dispenser. ‘course maybe that’s because I’m up really late. Let me know what YOU come up with in comments.

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Keep your hands off, bitch

]]> http://commabitch.com/stickers-magnets/electrical-box-notice/feed 0 Playin’ in the Washer http://commabitch.com/notes/instructions/playin-in-the-washer?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=playin-in-the-washer http://commabitch.com/notes/instructions/playin-in-the-washer#comments Sat, 19 Sep 2009 15:59:53 +0000 Taylor http://commabitch.com/instructions/playin-in-the-washer never...allow children to operate or play in, with or around the washer, bitch.

It's Fo' yo' safety, bitch.

]]> http://commabitch.com/notes/instructions/playin-in-the-washer/feed 0 Call if Broken http://commabitch.com/notes/instructions/call-if-broken?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=call-if-broken http://commabitch.com/notes/instructions/call-if-broken#comments Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:57:13 +0000 Taylor http://commabitch.com/instructions/call-if-broken For service or assistance....notify manager, or call, bitch!

Pick up the phone and dial 867-5309, bitch

]]> http://commabitch.com/notes/instructions/call-if-broken/feed 0 Notice of Seizure http://commabitch.com/notes/notice-of-seizure?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=notice-of-seizure http://commabitch.com/notes/notice-of-seizure#comments Wed, 09 Sep 2009 07:38:30 +0000 Taylor http://commabitch.com/?p=15 Notice of Seizure, Arizona Department of Revenue

Pay your tax debt! The Arizona Department of Revenue owns you (comma) bitch.

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Yes, the note says 7:15 ♥ -- it makes up for it.

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