(comma)bitch » Notes

Be Courteous

Taylor — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:00:00 +0000

As a courtesy to those that follow, please use your towel to wipe the counter, bitch

As a courtesy to others around you, please wipe.

Nice Touch

Taylor — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Nice Touch, Bitch

Amazing how many innuendos could be derived from a soap dispenser. ‘course maybe that’s because I’m up really late. Let me know what YOU come up with in comments.

Electrical Box Notice

Taylor — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:57:57 +0000

Keep your hands off, bitch

Playin’ in the Washer

Taylor — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 15:59:53 +0000

It's Fo' yo' safety, bitch.

Call if Broken

Taylor — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:57:13 +0000

Pick up the phone and dial 867-5309, bitch

Notice of Seizure

Taylor — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 07:38:30 +0000

Pay your tax debt! The Arizona Department of Revenue owns you (comma) bitch.

Reserved for Jazz

Taylor — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 07:36:52 +0000

Yes, the note says 7:15 ♥ -- it makes up for it.

No Parachuting

Taylor — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 07:35:01 +0000

... Unless that cat happens to be the occupant of said parachute
You got to hand it to Chipotle, though, for being so environmentally friendly. The only thing they forgot was the obvious use as hippy toilet paper.