Icy Conditions

August 16, 2011 by · Leave a Comment 

This airship is approved for day/night VFR/IFR operation only. Fly into known or forecast icing conditions prohibited, bitch

This airship is approved for day/night VFR/IFR operation only. Fly into known or forecast icing conditions prohibited, bitch


Seen on the cockpit a blimp, bitch!

Do not put hands between table tops when unfolding

July 27, 2011 by · Leave a Comment 

Do not put hands between table tops when unfolding, bitch

Caution: Do Not Put Hands Between Table Tops When Unfolding, Bitch

Bitch, you’ll get pinched.

Flys Spread Disease… So Keep Yours Closed.

July 25, 2011 by · Leave a Comment 

Pet waste transmits disease. Leash-curb and clean up after your pet. It's the law, bitch

Pet waste transmits disease. Leash-curb and clean up after your pet. It's the law, bitch

Also, does anyone figure that having the second sign on this pole kind of makes the first sign irrelevant? I guess if you’re going to break the rules, at least don’t break the law. OBEY THE LAW, BITCH!

Be Courteous

June 22, 2010 by · Leave a Comment 

As a courtesy to those that follow, please use your towel to wipe the counter, bitch

As a courtesy to others around you, please wipe.

Nice Touch

June 8, 2010 by · 1 Comment 

Nice Touch, Bitch


Amazing how many innuendos could be derived from a soap dispenser. ‘course maybe that’s because I’m up really late. Let me know what YOU come up with in comments.

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