Be Courteous
June 22, 2010 by Taylor · Leave a Comment

As a courtesy to those that follow, please use your towel to wipe the counter, bitch
As a courtesy to others around you, please wipe.
Nice Touch

Nice Touch, Bitch
Amazing how many innuendos could be derived from a soap dispenser. ‘course maybe that’s because I’m up really late. Let me know what YOU come up with in comments.
Call if Broken
September 17, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment

Pick up the phone and dial 867-5309, bitch



