I’m Gorgeous Inside

August 9, 2011 by · Leave a Comment 

4 Bedroom, 700 Sq. Ft., I'm Gorgeous Inside, Bitch

4 Bedroom, 700 Sq. Ft., I'm Gorgeous Inside, Bitch


I’m also for sale, bitch, buy me.

Golden Horseshoe: Come on In

June 15, 2010 by · Leave a Comment 

So Come on in, Bitch

It seems kind of bad to digitally deface a Disneyland poster. But then again, it says “come on in,” how could I not. Plus, it’s The Golden Horseshoe, bitch.

Local Savings

September 26, 2009 by · Leave a Comment 

Look inside the blue envelope for more local savings, bitch

Look inside the blue envelope for more local savings, bitch

Caregiving, With Compassion

September 22, 2009 by · Leave a Comment 

Caregiving With Compassion, Bitch

It's going to go over well with the infirm.


Or something like that, anyway.

Entertaining Essential

September 16, 2009 by · Leave a Comment 

advertising tag from a blender, yes, a blender calling it the entertaining essential.

also: "perfect ice-crushing performance, bitch."