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Closed: Out of Order

June 4, 2010 by Taylor · Leave a Comment 

Closed and out of order, Bitch

Closed: out of order, Bitch

It’s closed, now piss-off, bitch.

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Oil Free and Waterproof

June 1, 2010 by Taylor · Leave a Comment 

Waterproof Sunscreen, Bitch.

Waterproof: Won't clog pores or cause breakouts, bitch.

Now put some on my back — I can’t reach back there, bitch.

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In & Out Parking, Bitch

October 3, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment 

No In & Out Privileges, No Overnight Parking, Bitch.

No In & Out Privileges, No Overnight Parking, Bitch.


If I’m going to park my car in a garage, I want “in and out” privileges, bitch.

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26 feet of hard, steel, ruler.

October 2, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment 

1-in Heavy Duty Blade, Bitch

1-in Heavy Duty Blade, Bitch

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Notice of Cancellation

October 1, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment 

Notice of Cancellation for Nonpayment of Premium, Bitch

Notice of Cancellation for Nonpayment of Premium, Bitch


And just imagine if their gecko mascot were to say, “Save a bundle of money on your car insurance, bitch.”
Just doesn’t fit, does it.

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