In & Out Parking, Bitch

October 3, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment

No In & Out Privileges, No Overnight Parking, Bitch.

If I’m going to park my car in a garage, I want “in and out” privileges, bitch.

Filed under Street Signs · Tagged with $10 parking, garage, in and out, jefferson garage, overnight parking, parking garage, sign

26 feet of hard, steel, ruler.

October 2, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment

1-in Heavy Duty Blade, Bitch

Filed under Packaging · Tagged with 1", 1-in, craftsman, heavy duty, ruler, steel, tape measure

Notice of Cancellation

October 1, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment

Notice of Cancellation for Nonpayment of Premium, Bitch

And just imagine if their gecko mascot were to say, “Save a bundle of money on your car insurance, bitch.”
Just doesn’t fit, does it.

Filed under Other · Tagged with bills, cancel, cancellation, car insurance, default, gecko, geico, government employees insurance, insurance, money, non-payment, nonpayment, premium

No Smoking!

September 28, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment

Thank you for not smoking, bitch

It was only a matter of time before the allure of virtually defacing a no-smoking sign presented itself on this site. It will probably not be the last time. Seriously though, I really appreciate Arizona restricting cigarette use in our businesses and restaurants. Oregon did this a while ago, and I think I’m healthier as a result.

Filed under Stickers & Magnets · Tagged with 1-877-4-aznosmoke.org, no smoking, smoke free, smoke free arizona, smokefreearizona.org, smoking