In & Out Parking, Bitch

October 3, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment 

No In & Out Privileges, No Overnight Parking, Bitch.

No In & Out Privileges, No Overnight Parking, Bitch.


If I’m going to park my car in a garage, I want “in and out” privileges, bitch.

26 feet of hard, steel, ruler.

October 2, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment 

1-in Heavy Duty Blade, Bitch

1-in Heavy Duty Blade, Bitch

Notice of Cancellation

October 1, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment 

Notice of Cancellation for Nonpayment of Premium, Bitch

Notice of Cancellation for Nonpayment of Premium, Bitch


And just imagine if their gecko mascot were to say, “Save a bundle of money on your car insurance, bitch.”
Just doesn’t fit, does it.

No Smoking!

September 28, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment 

Thank you for not smoking, bitch

Thank you for not smoking, bitch

It was only a matter of time before the allure of virtually defacing a no-smoking sign presented itself on this site. It will probably not be the last time. Seriously though, I really appreciate Arizona restricting cigarette use in our businesses and restaurants. Oregon did this a while ago, and I think I’m healthier as a result.

Waxed & Unflavored

September 27, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment 

Waxed & Unflavored, Bitch

Know what else is waxed and unflavored?

Know what else is waxed and unflavored? That’s right, David Beckham’s Faux Hawk, bitch.

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