Be Courteous
June 22, 2010 by Taylor · Leave a Comment
As a courtesy to those that follow, please use your towel to wipe the counter, bitch
As a courtesy to others around you, please wipe.
Goals.
June 18, 2010 by Taylor · Leave a Comment
Goals take time, patience, and a willingness to keep trying if they are to be anything more than goals, bitch
Now make my clay vase, bitch.
Golden Horseshoe: Come on In
June 15, 2010 by Taylor · Leave a Comment
So Come on in, Bitch
It seems kind of bad to digitally deface a Disneyland poster. But then again, it says “come on in,” how could I not. Plus, it’s The Golden Horseshoe, bitch.
Hold onto this disk
June 11, 2010 by Taylor · Leave a Comment
Do not return this disk to Netflix, Bitch
Ironically, this disc no longer works. It broke. Bitch.
Nice Touch
Nice Touch, Bitch
Amazing how many innuendos could be derived from a soap dispenser. ‘course maybe that’s because I’m up really late. Let me know what YOU come up with in comments.
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