In & Out Parking, Bitch
October 3, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment

No In & Out Privileges, No Overnight Parking, Bitch.
If I’m going to park my car in a garage, I want “in and out” privileges, bitch.
26 feet of hard, steel, ruler.
October 2, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment

1-in Heavy Duty Blade, Bitch
Notice of Cancellation
October 1, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment

Notice of Cancellation for Nonpayment of Premium, Bitch
And just imagine if their gecko mascot were to say, “Save a bundle of money on your car insurance, bitch.”
Just doesn’t fit, does it.

