In & Out Parking, Bitch

October 3, 2009 by · Leave a Comment 

No In & Out Privileges, No Overnight Parking, Bitch.

No In & Out Privileges, No Overnight Parking, Bitch.


If I’m going to park my car in a garage, I want “in and out” privileges, bitch.

26 feet of hard, steel, ruler.

October 2, 2009 by · Leave a Comment 

1-in Heavy Duty Blade, Bitch

1-in Heavy Duty Blade, Bitch

Notice of Cancellation

October 1, 2009 by · Leave a Comment 

Notice of Cancellation for Nonpayment of Premium, Bitch

Notice of Cancellation for Nonpayment of Premium, Bitch


And just imagine if their gecko mascot were to say, “Save a bundle of money on your car insurance, bitch.”
Just doesn’t fit, does it.