Laser Radiation

September 14, 2009 by · Leave a Comment 

Laser radiation warning sticker. It'll zap your eye out.

On this warning sticker, ", bitch" and "beam" are virtually interchangable.

Double Edge

September 13, 2009 by · Leave a Comment 

double edge razor blades

double edge razor blades -- comma optional.

Szechwan Mix: Authentic Asian Taste

September 12, 2009 by · Leave a Comment 

Szechwan Mix: Authentic Asian Taste

Szechwan Mix: Authentic Asian Taste with sterotypical asian typography (comma) bitch.

Explore, Dream, Discover

September 11, 2009 by · Leave a Comment 

Explore, Dream, Discover inspirational refrigerator magnet, now with added sarcasm

...(and buy me a refrigerator magnet when you get there)
Explore, Dream, Discover inspirational refrigerator magnet, now with added sarcasm

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover, bitch.

100% Semolina

September 10, 2009 by · Leave a Comment 

lasagna packaging... 100% semolina

According to Wiki, Semolina is the purified middlings of durum wheat used in making pasta; also, the coarse middlings are used for breakfast cereals and puddings... (comma)... bitch

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