Laser Radiation
September 14, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment

On this warning sticker, ", bitch" and "beam" are virtually interchangable.
Double Edge
September 13, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment

double edge razor blades -- comma optional.
Szechwan Mix: Authentic Asian Taste
September 12, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment

Szechwan Mix: Authentic Asian Taste with sterotypical asian typography (comma) bitch.
Explore, Dream, Discover
September 11, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment

...(and buy me a refrigerator magnet when you get there)
Explore, Dream, Discover inspirational refrigerator magnet, now with added sarcasm
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover, bitch.
100% Semolina
September 10, 2009 by Taylor · Leave a Comment

According to Wiki, Semolina is the purified middlings of durum wheat used in making pasta; also, the coarse middlings are used for breakfast cereals and puddings... (comma)... bitch

