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Electrical Box Notice

September 23, 2009 by · Leave a Comment 

Hazardous Voltage inside can shock, burn, or cause death, bitch.

Keep your hands off, bitch

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Caregiving, With Compassion

September 22, 2009 by · Leave a Comment 

Caregiving With Compassion, Bitch

It's going to go over well with the infirm.


Or something like that, anyway.

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Death Before Decaf

September 21, 2009 by · Leave a Comment 

Death Before Decaf, Bitch!

Perhaps it should be 'Death Before Decaf, Bitches'

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What to Listen for In Music

September 20, 2009 by · Leave a Comment 

What to Listen for in Music, Bitch

Listen for Notes, fool!

I’ve been told by a composer that this is actually a very good book. (and that you should go read it, bitch).

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Playin’ in the Washer

September 19, 2009 by · Leave a Comment 

never...allow children to operate or play in, with or around the washer, bitch.

It's Fo' yo' safety, bitch.

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