Restricted Access – Natural Area

Sometimes the natural areas just get bushy and overgrown in which case only the most adventurous types would even dare cross that boundary. Here I think we’re just worried about erosion of a pristine coastline. So stay the frack off, bitch.

Tsunami Hazard

And stay away from nuclear reactors, bitch.

Experimental Area

So many of these could also be “That’s what she said!” jokes. I mean, if “forest research” isn’t a euphemism…