In & Out Parking, Bitch
October 3, 2009 by Taylor in Street Signs
No In & Out Privileges, No Overnight Parking, Bitch.
If I’m going to park my car in a garage, I want “in and out” privileges, bitch.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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26 feet of hard, steel, ruler.
1-in Heavy Duty Blade, Bitch
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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Notice of Cancellation for Nonpayment of Premium, Bitch
And just imagine if their gecko mascot were to say, “Save a bundle of money on your car insurance, bitch.”
Just doesn’t fit, does it.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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September 28, 2009 by Taylor in Stickers & Magnets
Thank you for not smoking, bitch
It was only a matter of time before the allure of virtually defacing a no-smoking sign presented itself on this site. It will probably not be the last time. Seriously though, I really appreciate Arizona restricting cigarette use in our businesses and restaurants. Oregon did this a while ago, and I think I’m healthier as a result.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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Know what else is waxed and unflavored?
Know what else is waxed and unflavored? That’s right, David Beckham’s Faux Hawk, bitch.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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